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Gigglossary

WORD DEFINITION
abloom in a blooming state
Agapemone a religious community of men and women whose 'spiritual marriages' were in some cases not strictly spiritual
a priori the term applied to reasoning from pre-existing knowledge, or even cherished prejudices
bachelor's wife an ideal woman with none of the shortcomings of married men's wives
back-seat driver someone free of responsibility but full of advice
bafflegab the professional logorrhoea of many politicians, officials and salespeople, characterized by prolix abstract circumlocution and/or a profusion of abstruse technical terminology, used as a means of persuasion, pacification or obfuscation
behind someone's back without someone knowing (when they might feel entitled to know)
boy band a pop group, targeting mainly the teenage market, composed of young males chosen because they look good and can dance and sometimes even sing
brains trust a number of reputedly well-informed persons chosen to answer questions of general interest in public and without preparation
buckwheat a plant (Polygonum or Fagopyrum), its seed used esp in Europe for feeding horses, cattle and poultry, in America for making into cakes for the breakfast table, etc
bunkum bombastic speechmaking intended for newspapers rather than to persuade the audience
channel-surf to switch rapidly between different television channels in a forlorn attempt to find anything of interest
combover a vain attempt to make the most of one's dwindling resources of hair.
comb out to search thoroughly for and remove (eg lice, men for military service)
cottabus in ancient Greece, an amusement among young men, involving throwing wine into a vessel, success at which supposedly indicated fortune in love
devil-dodger someone who attends churches of various kinds, to be on the safe side
double-locked locked by two turns of the key, as in some locks and many novels
éclair a cake long in shape but short in duration
emerods haemorrhoids; representations of them in gold, used as charms
fan dance a solo dance in the nude (or nearly so) in which the performer attempts concealment (or nearly so) by tantalizing manipulation of a fan or fans or a bunch of ostrich, etc feathers
fish to catch or try to catch or obtain fish, or anything that may be likened to a fish (such as seals, sponges, coral, compliments, information or husbands)
flag-day a day on which collectors solicit contributions to a charity in exchange for small flags as badges to secure immunity for the rest of the day
grammaticaster a piddling grammarian
he-man a man of exaggerated or extreme virility, or what some women consider to be virility
Japanese cedar a very tall Japanese conifer (Cryptomeria japonica) often dwarfed by Japanese gardeners
jaywalker a careless pedestrian whom motorists are expected to avoid running down
knick-knack a small, trifling, ornamental or would-be ornamental article
lady-killer a man who is, or fancies himself, irresistible to women
lead out to conduct to execution or a dance
lint small pieces of thread, fluff, etc that cling to clothes and furniture and accumulate in the filters of washing machines and driers and in navels.
live a fishmonger's word for very fresh
macrology much talk with little to say
mallemaroking carousing of seamen in icebound ships
massage someone's ego to flatter someone, rub someone up the right way
middle-aged between youth and old age, variously reckoned to suit the reckoner
misrepresent to be an unrepresentative representative of
mullet a hairstyle that is short at the front, long at the back, and ridiculous all round.
nerd a clumsy, foolish, socially inept, feeble, unathletic, irritating or unprepossessing person, although often (eg in computers) knowledgeable
nineteen to the dozen (of speaking, done) in great quantity, not necessarily with equal quality
not to mention to say nothing of, a parenthetical rhetorical pretence of refraining from saying all one might say (and is about to say)
odour of sanctity a fragrance after death alleged to be evidence of saintship; facetiously applied to the living who have denied themselves the sensual indulgence of washing
old girl an amicably disrespectful mode of address or reference to a female of any age or species
overbridge a bridge providing a superior crossing.
panatagamy a word that ought to mean universal bachelorhood, applied with unconscious irony to the universal marriage of the Perfectionists, in which every man in the community is the husband of every woman
perpetrate to commit or execute (esp an offence, a poem, or a pun)
petting-party a gathering for the purpose of amorous caressing as an organized sport
Pict (in Scottish folklore) one of a dwarfish race of underground dwellers, to whom (with the Romans, the Druids and Cromwell) ancient monuments are generally attributed
pigeon's milk an imaginary liquid for which children are sent, eg on 1 April
pink a person who is something of a socialist but hardly a red
pock-pudding a Scottish contemptuous name for a mere Englishman
prig down to seek to beat down (a price or the seller)
restoration renovations and reconstruction (sometimes little differing from destruction) of a building, painting, etc
road hog a swinishly selfish or boorishly reckless motorist or other user of the road
rock-salmon dogfish or wolf-fish when being sold as food fish
run high (of rivers or feelings) to be close to overflowing.
Runyonesque in the style of the American writer A Damon Runyon (1884-1946), portrayer of gangsters in their milder moments
Ruritania a fictitious land of historical romance (in SE Europe) created by Anthony Hope
Santa Claus an improbable source of improbable benefits
sea-serpent an enormous marine animal of serpent-like form frequently seen and described by credulous sailors, imaginative landsmen and common liars
smoking concert a concert at which smoking (euphemistically) is allowed
spatangoid a heart urchin, a member of the Spatangoidea, an order of more or less heart-shaped sea urchins with eccentric anus
squillion an indefinite but definitely large number.
Sunday saint someone whose religion or morality is confined to Sundays
table-turning movements of tables (or other objects) attributed by spiritualists to the agency of spirits, and by the sceptical to collective involuntary muscular action
taghairm (in the Scottish Highlands) divination; esp inspiration sought by lying in a bullock's hide behind a waterfall
throw the handkerchief to summon to pursuit, call upon to take one's turn - as in children's games and royal harems
tityre-tu a member of a 17c fraternity of aristocratic hooligans
tracksuit a loose warm suit intended to be worn by athletes when warming up or training, but sometimes worn by others in an error of judgement.
tweenager a child who, although not yet a teenager, has already developed an interest in pop music, fashion and exasperating his or her parents.
under the table not above board, illicit
waist-line a line thought of as marking the waist, but not fixed by anatomy in women's fashions
xylophagan one of the Xylophaga, a genus of boring bivalves
yahoo (cricket slang) an exuberant attempt to hit the ball hard, often with disappointing results.
yoof (esp of magazines, TV or radio programmes, etc) relating to, specifically aimed at, pandering to, or dealing with topics (thought to be) of interest to modern youth

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